Earl Thomas | Goat of the Week

The GOAT of the week is not to be confused with the “Greatest of All Time”. No no no, the GOAT of the week is back in its original form and given to the person who’s made the dumbest, worst, most-idiotic, hilarious, ill-timed, mistake, or otherwise just the best thing that we can all laugh at from the prior week. Let’s get right to it.

Our GOAT Award Winner 🏆

🎉Earl Thomas🎊

HE DID IT. Earl Thomas has successfully completed the worst offseason in many years. An offseason that even Antonio Brown would sit back & say “Hot Damn!”. Let’s recap…

  1. Jan 2020 | Earl Thomas talks shit in the 2019 playoffs saying that the reason the Titans are making waves is that the “scrubs” they’re playing don’t tackle like they do on the Ravens.
  2. Jan 2020 | Derrick Henry stiff-arms Earl so hard that Earl turns into a lead blocker
  3. May 2020 | Earl tag teams a girl with his brother (Actual born brother), Earl’s wife walks in during the act & holds Earl at gunpoint.
  4. Aug 2020 | Earl gets in a fight with some nerd safety named “Chuck” during practice & proceeds to get released by the Baltimore Ravens.

WOW. What a ride it’s been and we thank you has-been, Earl Thomas, for the endless entertainment. We’ll see you as a New England Patriot very soon!

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Congrats to our GOAT of the week!