What is literally the worst thing to do in the world that you always feel obligated to do? No, it’s not dinner with your in-laws, it’s helping someone move in return for “Pizza and Beer”. Those of you with a pickup truck definitely feel my pain.
What’s the point you may ask? Dafuq was Henry Ruggs thinking!?
I tell you what, if I ever got drafted to play football I would absolutely never help a single person move again. Never. Let alone in the first freaking round! If asked, my response would be to immediately bust out laughing.
So Henry Ruggs, the first-round pick of the ghost of Al Davis, decides his scrawny ass is going to assist in lifting heavy materials. Dude, you made your money with speed, pay someone!
That brings me to what is actually my real point… Henry matched with a loony toon on Tinder, brought her over, said the wrong thing, and boom, that Debbie slashed the shit out of him. Ruggs and Earl Thomas laying the wood this offseason, weapons be damned.