The Top 5 Ways to Celebrate Fantasy Football Losers

Every season, there’s always 1 ONE winner and then everyone is really just a loser.

 

However, what do you do with the best of the best, the cream of the crop, the biggest loser / failure of the year in your fantasy football league? We have a few tremendous ideas.

1.) Public Humiliation

See case in point above. There is nothing better than watching that pathetic excuse of a fantasy football team manager go out in public and openly admit how bad they are at fantasy football. The Fantasy Fails team took a trip to New Orleans this offseason where drinking on the streets is no big deal & watched our biggest loser suffer the consequences. 

Added Bonuses to Public Humiliation! Get great pictures & get a reason to go drinking with the squad!

 

The Fantasy Fails "I Suck At Fantasy Football" T-Shirt!

2.) The Last Place Fantasy Football Trophy

This one’s for the subtle trash-talkers out there and what a better way to celebrate failure than an annual trophy with each loser’s name in it.

Have a bad-season? Well it’ll forever be etched in memory when it’s added to the trophy.

In our humble opinion, forget about a winners trophy. They’ve had their time when they collected the entry fees. At the end of the season, it’s time to honor the biggest loser.

The Last Place Unicorn Trophy

*Discount / extra goodies available on these bad boys with promo code “Fantasyfails”

3.) The Beer Bit%#

The suffering doesn’t end for that last place finish until AFTER the next year’s draft. Think about how terrible this is…

  1. You get last place
  2. You get shamed for months and months during the offseason
  3. Come draft day (finally!) you’re in charge of getting drinks during draft day for everyone who is better than you.

Pro tip: Throw a “I Suck at Fantasy Football” t-shirt on the loser for draft day so that you can always find your beer boy/girl.

4.) The NFL Combine

This one’s a fan-favorite.

Every fantasy football league owner knows that if it weren’t for their poor genetics, poor diet, or general poor life-decisions… They could’ve played D-1 and gone pro.

What a better time to make that dream a reality than for your last place finisher.

Have them run through the combine drills over the offseason to redeem (sike) their poor fantasy choices.

5.) The Waxing

Look. It’d be very very easy to get carried away with all of the ridiculous suggestions for how to celebrate a fantasy loser. However, when it comes to inflicting physical & emotional pain on someone, this is where I stop (and where it should!).

Waxing. We’ve all seen what happened when Steve Carell did it in the 40-Year Old Virgin (if you haven’t, please stop what you’re doing & look it up on Youtube NOW).

This is a classic and it’s a win / win for everyone.

If you’re the loser, you’ll get to see your nipples for the first time in ages.

If you’re the league-member, you’ll stop having to see that sweater made of fur sticking out the back of your friend’s t-shirt.

What do you think?

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