The Chronicles of Earl Thomas Are Weird AF
Somebody needs to call the writers for HBO’s Ballers and send them this link.>>
It’s literally a free script. After I heard this story my reaction was similar to that of the gentleman at the :29 second mark in this video. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mkTfXwe76pw
Earl Thomas’s new nickname needs to be “The Captain Earl Thomas Morgan“. Earl Thomas or Rob Gronkowski, who you partying with? Tough call to be honest. Earl is a dawg both on and off the field. I really wouldn’t be surprised if Earl wears Dwight Schrute’s suggestive wolf howling at the moon all the time.
The other big thing I’ve gathered from this whole bat shit crazy, I mean bird shit crazy, wait, Raven shit crazy scenario is that the foreheads on Earl and Nina’s kid is going to be the new landing pad for Elon Musk’s SpaceX.
In summary, Earl gets down. He has a super comfortable relationship with his brother. He has a wild wife and a talent with the bottle that rivals his talent on the field, which is no joke because he is a beast.
In regards to fantasy, he and the boys are going to be wild’n out all year on opposing offenses. Watch out AFC north.